Two new movie ideas

1. Steve Jobs is dying. He has his best engineers build his consciousness into the next version of MacOS, Snow Leopard. As the distributed network that is now Jobs becomes stronger (as more copies of Snow Leopard are sold), Jobs becomes evil and plots to take over the world. An all-star team of top geeks (starring Angelina Jolie as the chief engineer) figures out the only way to stop Jobs is to turn off every Mac in the world at the same time; now it's a race against the clock!

2. Steve Jobs is dying. He sees the evil of humanity and how we are not worthy of his beautiful creations, so he has himself cryogenically frozen for 1000 years. When he awakens, humanity has descended to a state of barbarism, and Jobs must raise humanity back up to civilization while also developing the cure for his disease before time runs out.

It must be the invisible donut waves

Second-hand obesity exists, at least according to this idiotic study. I'm sure it will be followed up by a study showing that Jewish people tend to have Jewish families, and black people are often friends with other black people.

More proof that the terrorists have succeeded in turning average Americans into infants

Exhibit A.

Citizens of Boston, here's a site for some remedial training. Members of Boston-area law enforcement get discounted tuition.