Smart-ass news commentary

Today's AP headlines are just ripe...

Iraq Expects to Form Government Soon

...and I expect I'll win the lottery, any day now, I can feel it

Iran President Says Democracy Has Failed

...And Islamic theocracy has been soooo much more successful!

Putin Presides Over WWII Victory Parade

...Better late then never, eh?

Study: Lesbians' Brains React Differently

...File under "You don't have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows"

Fla. Governor Declares State of Emergency

...That about says it all

Moussaoui Has New View of Justice System

...The view is about 9 feet by 9 feet and is painted grey.