Electifying

And to think some people were complaining about the MacBook Pro's poor battery life:



Note the battery life indicator. At this point I still had about 5 minutes of power remaining. This is a new battery that Apple sent me. I had to return the old one because it was causing my computer to randomly shut down when on battery power, which is not a good thing.

Anyway, since I now apparently have a source of limitless energy, it is only fitting that I use the MacBook Pro to put the finishing touches on my patent application for a perpetual motion machine that runs on a room-temperature fusion generator of my own design. It's based on crystals. Or pyramids. Or something.