Truth is stranger then fiction

Hamas brand beer

(said to the 'tune' of a Budwesier Real Man of Genius commercial)

"...bottoms up Mr. Suicide Bomber, this one's for you...it's hard work, blowing up old people in a restaurant, so before you head out, oh brave jihad warrior, to take on a vicious enemy bus full of schoolchildren, have a cool Hamas beer...the crisp, clean taste is perfect for washing blood out of your mouth. We salute you, oh real man of action...there's nothing more heroic then making your people's struggle synonymous with terrorism by killing unarmed civilians in a shopping mall, and you couldn't do it without our refreshing beverage. So, bottoms up. Grab a cold one now, because it will be very hot where you're headed!"

(hat tip: Evolution)