Another reason to be glad you (probably) do not live in Kansas

Kansas AG Phill Kline makes more national news.

You can't have sex if you are a teenager (even with other teenagers). You can't get married (if you're gay). Don't think about even trying to teach evolution. Remember that this guy is your state's most famous export. And if you want to drown your sorrows over living in such a craphole of a state, well, you can't even easily get some fine Kansas wine (although that may be changing).