Random smart-ass comments on this morning's spam

?Subject: Shop Smart...Smell Your Best For Less
Are you saying my natural, uh, scent is anything less then the perfume of a thousand roase gardens?

Subject: Enjoy a Complimentary BlackBerry 7250 Cell phone
Now why would I want one of those?

Subject: Let Christian cash assistance help with financial problems
The power of Christ compels you to give me free money?

Subject: Re: Important question
Not as important as my delete key

Subject: Save Up to 85% off Retail Ink, Best Prices on Printer Supplies
So are they selling discount tattoos or printer supplies?

Subject: Hold'em Tourney - No Entry Fee - $10,000 in cash prizes
I fold.

Subject: Get the new and improved Green Tea today
But I like my old, boring black tea.

Subject: Regain Your A+ Rating
What, I'm a municipal bond?!

Subject: Eliminate financial burdens the Christian way
By becoming a monk?

Subject: C!all1s, v1c0din
N0 th@nk y0u!

Subject: Good upportunity
Up yours!