Loud and proud!

Today is National Coming Out Day, when people like me can finally fling open that closet door and let the world in on their furtive, shameful behavior. Yes, I have a secret, one which I have shared only with a few close friends. It's pretty embarrassing, and some might even consider it disgusting and beyond the the pale for decent people. It's common for some folks to experiment with this stuff when they are teenagers, and perhaps even in college, but once you graduate, you should really get over this kind of thing. I mean, you wouldn't want your own kids exposed to it, would you?

I of course, am talking about Rush.

(and the sad thing is, I can't even blame my mother for this)