Your tax dollars at work

Having won the war on terror and made all of America crime free for the first time ever, the FBI, with so much extra manpower that it is running out of stuff to do, is paying agents to surf for porn in order to bust the purveyors. Mind you, this is NOT kiddy porn or anything that is clearly illegal or hurts people, we're talking about pornography featuring consenting adults, and marketed towards other consenting adults.

About the only saving grace of the FBI's efforts is that if the porn-sniffing G-men are as effective as other government agencies (cough, FEMA) then our brave pornographers have nothing to fear.